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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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