Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.