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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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