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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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