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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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