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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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