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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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