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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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