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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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