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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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