Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.