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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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