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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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