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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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