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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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