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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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