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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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