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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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