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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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