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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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