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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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