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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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