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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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