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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rex eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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