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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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