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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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