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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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