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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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