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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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