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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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