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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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