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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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