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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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