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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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