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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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