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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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