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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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