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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Minnie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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