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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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