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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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