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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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