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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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