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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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