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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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