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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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