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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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