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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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