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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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