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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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