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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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