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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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