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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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