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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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