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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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