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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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