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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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