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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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