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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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