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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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