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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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