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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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