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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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