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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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